Vieques Topacio

Whew it's been a while. I apologize for my absence but I was going through my travel logs of my last trip out to Vieques Puerto Rico and had to mention this place. First Vieques is a small Island off the eastern coast of Puerto Rico. It's Intimate beautiful BBBBUUUUTTTTT it's soon to get a new pier for cruiseships ( Sucks! It'll Drive prices thru the roof and ruin the intimicy ). There I ran into a really nice seafood restaurant called Topacio
Located in Isabel Segunda Humble people, who searve up some serious Humble food!!! Me likes me some Humble. Here is a sample of the Menu. I had the Conch cooked in BUTTA! MMMMMMM. Que Viva Puerto Rico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Langosta (Lobster)
Cooked in Garlic, Butter or Caribeña (Caribbean style)
Pollo (Chicken)
Chicken Breast served in Garlic, Milanesa (Italian Style) or Caribeña (Caribbean Style)
Pescado Entero (Whole Fish)
Fresh-caught Fish served with Salsa Criolle
Asopas (Soups)
Available with Lobster, Shrimp, Conch or Octopus
Mofongo Relleno de Mariseos Plantains mashed with Garlic and stuffed with Seafood

Doughnut Plant NYC

Owner Mark Israel has out done himself with this one. He has managed to package instant orgasms into a doughnut. This doughut is so good people should have to pay just to look at it. This doughnut should be offered as a prescription for depression, erectile dysfunction, coughing, sneezing, body aches, fever and the sniffles! The reason I'm so excited take a deep breath "The Creme Brulee doughnut!

Helloooo Luverrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

Golden Unicorn

In my travels around town I have never been disappointed by the restaurants in Chinatown. People travel all over the world for food like this. I just take a 15 minute walk and I'm there Thank God I live so close. Whew! Located at 18 East Broadway. By far one of the best Dim Sum I have had. I think they can make an old shoe taste good. Just make sure you reserve for large groups also get there early cause it gets ridiculously crowded.

Anyone for chicken feet?

It's located @ 245 Bleeker near 6th ave. Like hot dogs with a big twist. Head over to New York Hotdog & Coffee. They sell what else but coffee belgian waffles among other things. What caught my eye were the specialty hotdogs. The one I liked the most was the kimchi-bulgogi hotdog. Soft bun, spicey, hot dog, spicey kimchi and succulent bulgogi. This qualifies it under my food porn shelf. Did I mention it also had greens.

Otafuku

Located @

236 East 9th st bet 2nd & 3rd Ave

Aching for a little octopus. Try the Combo A with Octopus Takoyaki. So you can get your home cooked Japanese fix. NUF SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Malaysia

Guess what they serve duh! Malaysian!

They are located at 46-48 Bowery, New York 10013
(Chinatown Arcade btwn Bowery & Elizabeth)

My favorite stuff

Roti Canai (Indian Pan Cake) no one makes it better,
Honey Glazed Pork Chop MMMM MMMMM MMMMM,
Peking Pork Chop All hial the swine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curry Beef Brisket ohhh so succulent,
Curry Combination On Rice (Chicken & beef brisket) Ohhh so succolent X2,
Home Style Combination On Rice (Hainanese chicken, beef brisket, fried egg) keepin' old skool. Word! The list goes on and on.......

The Williamsburg bridge ( a.k.a WillieB) is the gateway.

Let us pay respect to one of the greatest cuchifrito dives outside the caribbean. This special place was providing locals their goods and services for over fourty years. Their specialty, the fried stuff , platanos, alcapurrias, chicharon just to name a few. When I was a kid this was the friday night treat when my mom didn't want to cook. It was tough then and my dad had to feed five on a salary of .05. It made the only sense it was cheap, plentiful and delicious. They will be missed.:(

This place is located btwn 2nd & 3rd ave on 8th st. It's known for it's skewers. You can get anything on skewer chiken, beef, fish. They also have an extensive sake list. I recommend going for the pitcher of beer ( it's dirt cheap ).Forgot the name of this place. No worries I'll just have to go back. It's worth the return trip. This is one of the dishes I had. Good old fashioned Bull's penis. It was a little rubbery but it was delicious.

Does this make me gay?

L.E.S Hot or Not!

Lower East Side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blazing HOT!
From rags to riches the lower east side has morphed from a shady place to live to becoming what I call NEW YORLEANS!!!!! There was a time when people wouldn't be caught dead down here. Now every one is a wanna be! Wanna be hanging out on the lower east side!. From Restaurants to bars L.E.S has it all. Any thoughts or Suggestions. Post up all I got is D-fense!!!!!!!!!!!!!